So to follow up on the story I mentioned in my
previous blog entry, let me tell you about my trip back from Florida this time. Have a seat, it's a long one...
I say "this time" because it seems like every time I travel now there's some sort of hiccup in the plan that causes some sort of challenge that turns routine into adventure. I don't know if it's the way of travel today or if I just have rotten luck with the flights I'm on - I guess I should just be grateful that I'm getting anywhere at all and that I'm able to walk away from the experience! That being said, here's how things went down on Monday:
I arrived at the airport about an hour and a half before my plane was scheduled to depart*. I got through the mess that is check-in and made my way through security and found myself at my gate with about an hour to spare, so I chatted on the phone a bit before I settled in with my iPod. They announced that our plane was running behind schedule and we would be boarding as soon as it arrived, emptied, and the flight crew had a chance to do their safety checks - but this shouldn't take long and we'd only be a few minutes behind schedule. Not really a big deal since I had over an hour layover to catch my next flight.
*This was earlier than anticipated, but lunch was quick and Steve and I both knew there was a chance I'd run into something unexpected as I made my way to my gate... if only I'd missed my flight...
They got through the process about as quickly as they'd predicted and I was soon on the plane next to Rick** - a hungover and exhausted guy from Alabama who would spend most of the flight snoring and amusing me with his southern politeness. Almost all of the passengers were on the plane when catering tried to enter to do a quick refreshment of the snack bar, and that's when things started to get interesting.
**Rick would be an entry by himself if he'd managed to stay awake. The brief conversation we had touched on drinking at the clubs, being a dad, and sleeping in airports. He had a thick southern drawl and his boarding pass listed three names - he was an interesting guy.
It seems the previous flight crew hadn't bothered to disengage the lock on the back door and when catering went to open it they ended up pulling the door apart and dislodging the emergency slide. The flight attendants went into a panic fearing that it might explode*** open and then we'd be in a "real situation" - maintenance was called and they spent a short time carefully pushing the still contained emergency slide back into the door and jerry-rigging it shut. This seemed to appease the flight crew and we took off - about 45 minutes late.
***Yes, "explode" was the word they threw around. At this point I should mention that the offending door was about three yards away from me and the only thing standing between me and the "explosion" was the arm of my chair. Small comfort...
The flight was uneventful after that (minus the potential explosion of the emergency slide), but the whole trip I was thinking about the fact that I would now have less than a half hour to get to my connecting flight. The last time I was in this situation, they locked the door early and I missed my flight and had to wait for the next one. We landed and, as expected, there wasn't a lot of time to spare. The shining moment in this situation was when the flight crew asked those who didn't have connecting flights to stay in their seats while the rest of us got off first - they did it! I've never actually seen this trick work before, but this generous group of passengers considered the good of the whole before the few minutes they'd save by getting off first. Nice.
As I was disembarking, I called Delta's Flight Information number to see if the weather had caused my next flight to be delayed and what gate I would need to get to quickly - the message I got was that my flight was cancelled. This didn't compute so I quickly ran to a gate agent who told me the same thing. Huh?!?
It seems there had been a problem with the plane we were scheduled to take and since it's evidently the only plane they had, they decided to stick the lot of us on a bus to get us to Indianapolis. What should have been a 40 minute flight turned into a two hour bus ride on icy roads as the snow and wind worked against us. On the bus I enjoyed a movie that featured cussing and nudity**** while I sat next to a guy who smelled of stale cigarettes and the guy in front of me reclined his seat so his head was laying in my lap.
****I was made aware of the movie when I could no longer hear the headphones that were in my ears because the volume of the movie was so loud. Evidently, it was set up for the hard-of-hearing - fortunately, that didn't deter those watching the movie from laughing extra loud to be heard over the sound. Boy, do I sound like a grandpa now!
I finally arrived to be greeted by Corey in my Jeep*****. I safely dropped him at home and then drove myself home and it was a little after midnight when I got here, but my bed was warm and I was glad to know the journey was over.
*****The "Automobiles" part of my trip!